armchair-factotum:

bi-finnskywalker:

lesbianadineross:

http-danvers:

thechronicleofshe:

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

dragoon811:

itsamepatches:

omegaverse:

Wouldn’t it be sexy if games were affordable

Something that’s equally sexy: affordable game systems

The sexiest: living wages, liveable rent cost, and decent work hours that would allow us to not only purchase game systems but afford us time to play games.

oppa-homeless-style:

oppa-homeless-style:

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

first of all how dare you assume im literate

theinvisiblemonsters:

jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

soloveitchik:

Some of you. Very embarrassing. Unlike me who is sexy

laughconfetti:

this is my favorite line in anything ever

cryoverkiltmilk:

talkingsoup:

jaxblade:

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.

stylingryan:

justpennywise:

hetteh-spegetteh:

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

lynati:

awed-frog:

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

…I have literally NEVER been called out so hard.